Starving Artist's Sage Advice: Things My Momma... →
amazinglyartisticadvice: 1. Don’t compete with others, challenge yourself. 2. When someone gives you advice, listen. They might not be all the way right, but they might not be all the way wrong, either. 3. Don’t compare yourself with other artists. You are not them, they are not you, your work will not look like…
RIP – ‘Family Circus’ creator Bil Keane dies at 89 →
drawnblog: For more than a half century, Bil Keane’s clever “Family Circus” comics entertained readers with a mix of humor and traditional family values, intentionally simplistic because the author thought the American public needed the consistency. Keane, who started drawing the one-panel cartoon featuring Billy, Jeffy, Dolly, P.J. and their parents in February 1960, died Tuesday at age 89. His...
Little girl just came to the door selling subway...
Little girl: I'm selling subway cards for my school!
Me: How wonderful, my dad isn't home right now so-
Little girl: Why is that guys tongue so long?
Little girl: His tongue...why is it so long?
Me: -looks down at the shirt I'm wearing with Venom on it- Oh...I-
Little girl: How does he kiss people?
Little girl: Does he just put their whole head in his mouth? Because that's not really kissing, that would just be eating, and I don't think that's really love.
Little girl: okay bye! -skips back to van-
Me: -phone off the hook noise-
Kate Upton and her big top go to the circus -... →
I've been working on the railroad
shitmystudentswrite: I think Harriet Tubman was courageous because being an underground construction worker was very dangerous. That is why I think she was courageous.
Shout CUNT at the top of your voice today. →
Its kinda like “porch monkey” and Randall in Clerks 2 “I’m taking it back!” lol good article on not letting certain words depict who u are. So take it back!
Videogame Characters Solve Real World Problems
mystischer Wald - mystical forest
53 Old Rockers ~ Then & Now →
“Son, someday you will make a girl very happy, for a short period of time. Then she’ll leave you and be with new men who are ten times better than you could ever hope to be. These men are called musicians.” ~Anonymous